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TEACHER: Why are you late?
BONGANI: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign? >BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: BONGANI, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: BONGANI, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BONGANI: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BONGANI: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: BONGANI, go to the map and find North America.
BONGANI: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: BONGANI!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: BONGANI, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BONGANI: I is...
TEACHER: No, BONGANI. Always say, "I am."
BONGANI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BONGANI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same ,time
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BONGANI: A teacher
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